Here's an assortment of store items pour vous.....
These shiny pants are like those American Apparel disco pants except they are the Real Deal......

They are practically historical:
No, you don't need glasses, these are purple polka dot harem pants........

Also harem pants, get used to it:
Perfect for vacationing in the South of France- madras capri pants:

A full, acid wash Lee denim skirt. If you are too stubborn to appreciate this, I will have to take it for myself:

Acid wash pencil:

Better in person...
rayon-y printed summer skirt:

Waist detail:

It's
Krizia people:

I've been told by the Universe that human females LOVE these romper doo-hickies: